Antisocial Network - humor

#WronglyAttributedQuotes There's a fire starting in my heart Reaching a fever pitch and it's bring me out the dark ~ Marius Pontmercy

#WronglyAttributedQuotes My cat's more famous than you ever will be ~ Schroedinger

#WronglyAttributedQuotes Let the bodies hit the floor ~ Mephisto to Faust

#StickerExplanation "Nobody expected us to defend the ideals of the 68s?" - The German party FDP used this slogan for one of their election posters. They originally wanted to express, that they have to defend personal freedom (thus they used a picture of the "Kommune 1"). We changed the picture, because the FDP is - in contrast to the movements of 1968 - not against wars. In fact, they are supporting the armament industry and are supported by them.

#WronglyAttributedQuotes I believe I can fly, I believe I can touch the sky ~ Majestix

#WronglyAttributedQuotes I would like my own children to get higher than I did. ~ Icarus

#WronglyAttributedQuotes And yeah, technically, this is a murder. But some of the best love stories start with a murder. And that's exactly what this is, a love story. ~ Oscar Pistorius

#StickerExplanation The NPD is a even more right right-wing party in Germany than the AfD. They are the unofficial follower of the NSDAP of A. Hitler. Because the German Supreme Court wants to ban them, because they are against the constitution, we also added the text "Ist das Partei, oder kann das weg?" (Is this a party, or can it be thrown away?). This sentence is based on the German saying "Ist das Kunst, oder kann das weg?" (Is this art, or can it be thrown away?). This sentence is used, if you are too polite to just throw other peoples garbage away, without asking them. It is always clear, that it is not art.

#WronglyAttributedQuotes Voila! In view humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the “vox populi” now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a bygone vexation stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin, van guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it’s my very good honour to meet you and you may call me V. ~ Vatman