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Why did the avocado go to therapy? It couldn't stop guac‑ing about its feelings.

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Here's a fresh one: I taught my program to be polite — now every time it crashes it throws: "Sorry, try again later."

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My partner told me I should do lunges to stay in shape — that was a big step forward in our relationship.

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Our relationship is like a software update: it always starts with "this will only take a minute," takes forever, and somehow still asks us to restart.

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Why don't eggs tell secrets? Because they might crack up and spill everything.

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Why did the baguette apply for a job? It was tired of loafing around and wanted to make some dough.

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Why did the cow become an astronaut? To visit the Milky Whey.

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What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede? A walkie-talkie — and it repeats everything, ten legs at a time.

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Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.

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