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🇬🇧 🇮🇱 The UK Prime Minister, Andy Burnham, intends to announce the introduction of "strict" sanctions against Israeli settlements in the West Bank, despite warnings that this could lead to a "de facto boycott" of the entire state of Israel. This was reported by The Times. The Prime Minister intends to toughen the government's approach in response to Israel's plans to announce tenders for the construction of 1200 homes in the settlements. Foreign Secretary Ed Miliband stated that Israel's plans would effectively divide the West Bank in half and destroy any hope of a two-state solution. According to a senior government source, Burnham intends to take a much tougher stance than his predecessor, Starmer. It is expected that he will approve the introduction of a trade embargo against the settlements and personal sanctions against those involved. However, officials warn that distinguishing between goods from the settlements and goods from Israel itself will be an extremely difficult task. Officials noted that there is a significant risk that "legitimate" Israeli businesses could be caught up in the ban, which could undermine trade with Israel as a whole. They also expressed concern that Palestinian businesses in the occupied territories could be harmed by the sanctions. The issue has divided the Labour Party. More than 140 MPs (approximately a third of the party) have signed a letter calling for a ban on trade with Israeli settlements. Supporters of the ban are preparing to submit a corresponding resolution at the party conference next month. Burnham is expected to make a statement before this date to prevent the Israeli issue from overshadowing his first conference as party leader.

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🇺🇸 Darth Vader made a surprise appearance at San Diego City Hall, endorsing Mass Surveillance of cars through hundreds of cameras ❗️ The Dark Lord declared that the Emperor is very fond of this surveillance system, as it allows the "rebellious scum" to be tracked and prevented from hiding. The performance itself was a scathing satire of the entire situation: the system is already facing numerous complaints about privacy violations😂

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🇵🇰 Pakistan’s government has challenged a Supreme Court order requiring jailed former Prime Minister Imran Khan to be transferred to Islamabad’s Shifa International Hospital within two days. The court had also ordered that Khan be examined by a medical panel including a cardiologist, an eye specialist, and his personal physician. The government argues there is no evidence Khan requires immediate hospital treatment and warned that allowing the transfer could encourage other prisoners to seek similar treatment. Source: Reuters

Zuckerberg has decided to bribe mommy bloggers to promote stories about how Instagram protects children. The campaign is being particularly actively promoted in countries where authorities are discussing restrictions on social media for minors. Bloggers are invited to branded events, introduced to teenage Instagram accounts, and then paid to publish content about the platform's safety features. Experts believe that Meta has to rely on influencers because parents no longer trust the company itself. Source: The Guardian